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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:54

No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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