What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is there any program to remove music from affirmations (if you listen to subliminals you know that affirmations are masked with music so I want to remove this music to find out the affirmations)?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Andy Roddick can't believe what's happened to tennis after Roland Garros finishes, 'I certainly didn't expect it' - The Tennis Gazette

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Fantasy Baseball SP Roundup 6/15: The Long Awaited Brayan K.O. - Pitcher List

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why We Still Can't Find A Solar System Twin - IFLScience

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Meta takes $15 billion stake in Scale AI in bid to catch competitors - The Washington Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

This harmless drink accelerates aging in a dangerous way, according to science - Glass Almanac

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Europe tiptoes through NATO summit as Trump lands and Iran looms - politico.eu